Friday, November 27, 2009, is Black Friday, the unofficial day when the holiday shopping season starts.

To mark this occasion and to assist you with making your purchasing decisions, my good friend Grace and I have come up with a holiday gifting guide, which I’ll share with you below:

Mom

G: discount cardigan

P: Weight Loss for Busy Women

Assistant

G: Picture of myself

P: Framed picture of myself

Bookkeeper

G: Whit-Out

P: Red Bull

Ex-Spouse

G: Dandruff in a baggie

P: Gift basket received from last year

Receptionist

G: A promotion

P: A promotion to senior receptionist

Best Female Colleague:

G: Shaving lotion

P: Bubble bath kit

Best Male Colleague

G: Shaving lotion

P: Booze

Process Server

G: Mace

P: Mace

IT Person

G: Set of pliers

P: Fire extinguisher

Favourite Barista

G: Business card

P: Hand Sanitizer