Through my law practice, I’ve seen plenty of disclaimers – everything I touch comes with a disclaimer. (If it didn’t have one before, itwill after I’m done with them.) Here are a few actual disclaimers that I’ve come across through the years.
Toaster:
Not for underwater use
Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only
Pencils:
May be sharp after sharpened
Can of nuts:
May contain traces of nuts
Hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping
Keep away from water
Sleeping pills:
May cause drowsiness
Iron:
May be hot during use
WARNING: Never iron cloths on the body
TV remote control:
Not dishwasher safe
Chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Instant noodles:
Best used before expiration date
Will be hot after heating
Various household cleaners:
CAUTION: contains cleaning agents
Do not ingest
Avoid spraying in face or eyes
