Just for Laughs: The Unenforceable Marriage Contract

This email from the UK found its way into my inbox.

This is not a joke.
Today I had a man come in for advice on a pre-nup. He had already written the clauses he wanted in the pre-nup. I thought I would share with you, I know you will enjoy:
1. Must attend TOEFL and get a 500 point score within the next 6 months
2. Must attend cooking school and massage school in the next 6 months
3. Must maintain a BMI of 45 Kilos, and if she goes above 48 Kilos, the marriage will be considered null and void.
4. Failure to do any of the above will result in termination of marriage.
5. Entitled to no money or assets from the husband, and upon divorce entitled to no spousal support or money
You really do get a whole range of pre-nup agreements over here. You should have seen the size of his eyes when I told him it wouldn’t be valid in the UK.

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